Doctor Who Season 1, Episode 7: The Long Game

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR
The camera is focused on television screens, all broadcasting news channels. A reporter's voice over the sound of the TARDIS materialising.

REPORTER
Solar flare activity has increased across space links 556 and all commercial flights are advised to...

The sound of the TARDIS engines drowns her voice out. The camera swings slowly around to reveal the TARDIS appearing. When it stops whirring, the Doctor and Rose step out.

THE DOCTOR 
So, it's 200 000, it's a spaceship... no wait a minute, space station, and uh... go and try that gate over there. Off you go! 

He leans against the TARDIS, waiting.

ROSE
200 000?
THE DOCTOR
200 000. 
ROSE
'Kay. 

The Doctor grins and raises his eyebrows. Rose giggles as she opens the TARDIS door and calls inside.

ROSE (CONT'D)
Adam? Out you come. 

Adam steps out with his mouth hanging open.

ADAM
(awestruck)
Oh my God. 
ROSE
Don't worry, you'll get used to it. 
ADAM
Where are we? 
ROSE
(knowledgably)
Good question. Let's see. So, um... judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year 200 000.

Adam nods and mumbles, still boggling.

ROSE (CONT'D)
If you listen... engines. 

The Doctor watches her, smiling.

ROSE (CONT'D)
We're on some sort of space station. Yeah. Definitely a space station. It's a bit warm in here, they could turn the heating down... Tell you what - let's try that gate. Come on! 

Rose opens the gate, and the Doctor and Adam follow her into the room beyond.
INT. OBSERVATION DECK
They are in a room overlooking the Earth.

ROSE (CONT'D)
Here we go! And this is... 

She pauses as she looks down upon the Earth. Adam has to hold on to the railings for support as he makes his way to her side.

ROSE (CONT'D)
(a little awestruck herself)
...I'll let the Doctor describe it. 
THE DOCTOR
The fourth great and bountiful human empire. And there it is. Planet Earth at it's height. Covered with mega-cities, five moons - population 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain, stretching across a million planets, a million species - with mankind right in the middle.

Adam faints with a girlish sigh. Neither the Doctor or Rose bother to even turn around.

THE DOCTOR
He's your boyfriend.
ROSE
Not anymore.

EXT. SATELLITE FIVE
Zoom out to reveal the entire space station, with one of the Earth's moons in the background.

OPENING CREDITS

EXT. SATELLITE FIVE
A shot of the space station in orbit around the Earth, with the sun shining upon it.

THE DOCTOR
(voice-over)
Come on, Adam. Open your mind. 

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR
The Doctor is walking with his arms around Adam's and Rose's shoulders.

THE DOCTOR
You're gonna like this fantastic period of history. The human race at its most intelligent - culture, art, politics. This era has got fine food, good manners--
MAN
(rudely) 
Out of the way!

Floor 139 suddenly springs into life around them. Food stools are set up all around them and people bustle past the trio to queue up. There is much chatter.

CHEF
One at a time...

The stall keepers take orders, and the place becomes rather busy. The Doctor looks bemused.

CHEF (CONT'D)
(to a man with spiky hair)
Oi! You, mate! Stop pushing. Get back. I SAID, back. 

Rose examines the fast food behind the cases and turns to the Doctor.

ROSE
Fine cuisine? 
THE DOCTOR
(wrong-footed)
My watch must be wrong.
(checks it)
No, it's fine... weird. 
ROSE
That's what comes of showing off. Your history's not as good as you thought it was. 
THE DOCTOR
My history's perfect. 
ROSE
(teasingly)
Well, obviously not...
ADAM
They're all human. What about the millions of planets? The millions of species? Where are they?
THE DOCTOR
Good question. Actually, that IS a good question.
(jovially puts an arm around Adam's shoulder)
Adam, me' old mate, you must be starving. 
ADAM
No, I'm just a bit time sick.
THE DOCTOR
Nah, you just need a bit of grub.
(to Chef)
Oi, mate - how much is a cronk burger? 
CHEF
Two credits twenty, sweetheart. Now, join the queue. 
THE DOCTOR
Money. We need money.
(goes to a cash point, sonic screwdriver ready)
Have to use a cash point. 

Rose and Adam follow him. The Doctor holds his sonic screwdriver to the cash point and what must be some futuristic version of a credit card falls out. It looks like a metal strip. The Doctor hands it to Adam.

THE DOCTOR
There you go - pocket money. Don't spend it all on sweets.
(walks away)
ADAM
(examining it bemusedly)
How does it work? 
THE DOCTOR [turning back]
Go and find out! Stop nagging me! The thing is, Adam, time travel's like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guide book, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers. 

Rose laughs. Adam just stares at him, brow furrowed.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
...or is that just me? Stop asking questions, go on, do it!

He shoos him away. Adam turns and walks into the crowd. Rose makes to follow him.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
(to Rose)
Off you go then! Your first date. 
ROSE
You're going to get a smack, you are. 

The Doctor grins. When she is gone, his grin fades into a more thoughtful look. He stops two women named Suki and Cathica who walk past chatting.

THE DOCTOR
Erm... this is gonna sound daft, but can you tell me where I am? 
CATHICA
(indicating a huge sign on the wall)
Floor 139... could they write it any bigger?
THE DOCTOR
Floor 139 of what? 
CATHICA
Must've been a hell of a party. 
SUKI
Oh, you're on Satellite Five. 
THE DOCTOR
What's Satellite Five. 
CATHICA 
Come on, how could you get on board without knowing where you are?
THE DOCTOR
(pleasantly)
Look at me, I'm stupid. 
SUKI
Hang on, wait a minute - are you a test? Some sort of management test kind of thing? 
THE DOCTOR
You've got me. Well done. You're too clever for me.
(shows them psychic paper)
SUKI
We were warned about this in basic training. All workers have to be versed in company promotion. 
CATHICA
Right. Fire away, ask your questions. If it gets me to Floor 500 I'll do anything. 
THE DOCTOR
Why, what happens on Floor 500?
CATHICA
(as though stating the obvious)
The walls are made of gold. And you should know... Mr. Management. So... this is what we do. 

She walks away and leads him to the screens. Suki smiles at him nervously.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
Latest news... sandstorms on the new Venus archipelago. Two hundred dead. Glasgow water riots into their third day... spacelane 37 closed by sunspot activity. And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Bo has just announced he's pregnant. 
THE DOCTOR
I get it. You broadcast the news. 
CATHICA
We ARE the news. 

Suki smiles at the Doctor again. He smiles back.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
We're the journalists. We write it, package it and sell it. 

INT. CONTROL ROOM
A camera above them zooms in as though someone is watching them. It then switches to a view on a monitor.

CATHICA
600 channels all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. 

A man - the Editor - comes into view. He glances at the monitor and ponders for a moment.

THE EDITOR
Something... is wrong. Something fictional. 

He bends over the shoulder of a man, who is covered in ice. He points at the monitor showing live footage of Cathica, Suki and the Doctor.

THE EDITOR
Those people. 
CATHICA
Nothing happens in the whole human empire without it going though us. 
THE EDITOR
Security check. Go deep. 

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

LOUDSPEAKER
All staff are reminded that the canteen area now has self cleaning tables. Thank you! 

Adam is sitting at a crowded table. Rose stands next to him, offering him a paper cup.

ROSE
Try this. It's called 'zaffic', it's nice. It's like a - um - slush puppy. 
ADAM
What flavour?
ROSE
Um...
(tries it)
Sort of, beef?
ADAM
Oh, my God...

Rose laughs. Adam shakes his head.

ADAM (CONT'D)
It's like everything's gone. Home - family - everything. 

Rose looks at him concernedly. She takes her phone out of her pocket.

ROSE
This helps... the Doctor gave it a bit of a top-up. Who's back home, your mum and dad? 
ADAM
Yeah. 
ROSE
(offers him the phone)
Phone 'em up. 
ADAM
But that's one hundred and ninety- eight thousand years ago. 
ROSE
Honestly, try it. Go on! 
ADAM
(takes the phone)
Is there a code for planet Earth?
ROSE
Just dial! 

Adam does so.
INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE, MANCHESTER
A phone rings. No one answers. The answering machine comes on.

ANSWERING MACHINE
I'm sorry we're not in. 
ADAM
It's on! 
ANSWERING MACHINE
Please leave a message. Thanks, bye! 

The tone sounds.

ADAM
Hi. It's... it's me. 

A dog hops through the cat flap.

ADAM (CONT'D)
I've sort of gone... travelling. 

The dog scurries to the phone and sniffs it, giving small whines.

ADAM (CONT'D)
I met these people... and we've gone travelling together. But, um... I'm fine... and I'll call you later. Love you. Bye. 

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

ADAM
(hangs up, gleeful)
That is just--

An alarm sounds. Everyone starts to abandon the the canteen area, but Rose and Adam don't know what to do. The Doctor is revealed through the crowd a short distance away.

THE DOCTOR
Oi! Mutt and Jeff! Over here! 

Rose, beaming, immediately gets up and joins him. Adam pauses for a moment, holding Rose's phone. Then, seeming to reach a decision, he pockets it.
INT. CONTROL ROOM
The Editor is waiting for the results of the security check.

COMPUTER
Security check cleared. 
THE EDITOR
No, something's WRONG. I can taste it. Tiny little shift in the information. Someone down there shouldn't be here. 

The camera is focused on the Doctor, Rose, Adam, Cathica and Suki, who are standing together. The Editor orders the two of the people he has working at the computers.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Double check. Triple check. Follow them. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM
The five of them are now joined by several others in a room, where their work takes place. There is a chair in the middle of raised octagonal platform in the middle of the room, around which the staff are sitting cross legged. In front of them are pads on which to place their hands. The Doctor, Rose and Adam stand leaning against some railings at the side of the room. Cathica is in the middle of the octagonal platform. She addresses the room.

CATHICA
Now. Everybody behave. We have a management inspection.
(to the Doctor)
How do you want it? By the book?
THE DOCTOR
Oh, right from scratch, thanks. 

Cathica turns away. The Doctor and Rose smirk at each other.

CATHICA
Ok, so - ladies, gentlemen, multisex, undecided or robot - my name is Cathica Santini Kadainy. That's Cathica with a 'C', in case you want to write to Floor 500 praising me, and please... do...

The Doctor grins, giving a non-committal jerk of his head.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
Now, please feel free to ask any questions. The process of news gathering must be open, honest, and be non-biased. That's company policy. 

She turns to smile at the Doctor. The Doctor nods.

SUKI
Actually... it's the law. 

She also smiles at the Doctor.

CATHICA
(irritated)
Yes, thank you, Suki. Okay, keep it calm... don't show off for the guests... here we go.
(lies down in the chair)
And... engage safety...

The staff hold their hands out over their hand pads. Each of the eight walls light up as they do so. The Doctor, Rose and Adam look around. Cathica clicks her fingers, and a door in her forehead opens, revealing her brain. The Doctor looks mildly disgusted, Rose alarmed, and Adam leans forward slightly trying to get a better look. The staff place their hands down on the pads and close their eyes.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
And 3... 2... and spike. 

From the contraption over the chair, a blue light spikes down into her brain, flowing into her.

THE DOCTOR
Compressed information, streaming into her. Reports from every city, every country, every planet, and they all get packaged inside her head. She becomes part of the software. Her brain IS the computer. 
ROSE
If it all goes through her, she must be a genius. 
THE DOCTOR
Nah. She wouldn't remember any. There's too much, her head would blow up. 

He begins to walk around the room, circling the octagonal platform. Rose follows.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
The brain's the processor. As soon as it closes, she forgets. 
ROSE
So, what about all these people round the edge?
THE DOCTOR
They've all got tiny little chips in their head, connecting them to her -

Rose kneels down next to one of them for a closer look.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
- and they transmit 600 channels. Every single fact in the empire beams out of this place. 

He completes his circuit around the room and leans against the railing again, next to Adam.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Now, that's what I call power. 

INT. CONTROL ROOM

COMPUTER
Analysis confirmed. Security breech. 
THE EDITOR
(gleefully)
I knew it. Which one? It's someone inside that room, which one? 

The camera is going from person to person in the spike room.

COMPUTER
Isolating breech. 
THE EDITOR
Come on, show me. Who is it? 

The camera focuses on Rose, Adam and the Doctor.

ROSE
(to Adam)
You alright? 
ADAM
I can see her brain. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

ROSE
Do you want to get out? 
ADAM
No... no. This is technology, it's... it's amazing. 
THE DOCTOR
This technology's wrong. 

Rose and Adam look at him.

ROSE
Trouble?
THE DOCTOR
(catches her eye)
Oh yeah. 

He smiles at her. Rose smiles in a satisfied sort of way. There is a slight shuddering sound, and Suki twitches.
INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE EDITOR
That's it!
(points at the monitor, laughing in triumph)
Yes! She's the liar. 

The camera is focused on Suki.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Intercept and scan. Gotcha. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM
Suki gasps and lifts her hands off the pad as though she has just received an electric shock. The other members of staff are forced to lift their own hands too, and the lights in the walls turn off. The compressed information stops streaming into Cathica and the door in her head closes. Suki rubs her hands, breathing heavily.

CATHICA
(annoyed)
Come off it, Suki, I wasn't even halfway, what was that for? 
SUKI
Sorry, must've been a glitch... 

Cathica stands up.
INT. CONTROL ROOM
The Editor is still watching the monitor closely.

THE EDITOR
Her information's been tampered with. There's a second biography hidden underneath. 

There is a sudden roaring sound from above. The Editor spins around and looks up at the ceiling.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Yes, sir? 

More roaring.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Absolutely, sir. Yeah, well - her data was encrypted so there's no way we could've found her sooner. 

An angry roar, this time.  

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Yeah. I-- sorry, sir.
(thumbs up)
Absolutely.
(urgently, to a woman--)
Get her up here. Now.

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM
Inside the room where Suki, Cathica and the others are assembled, a loudspeaker sounds over the room and a projection springs to life on the wall.

LOUDSPEAKER
Promotion. 
CATHICA
(praying just a little too hard)
This is it. Come on. God, make it me. Come on, say my name. 

The Doctor, Rose and Adam look at her with mild concern.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
(pleading, eyes screwed shut)
Say my name, say my name...
(opens her eyes)
LOUDSPEAKER
Promotion for... Suki Macrae Cantrell. 

The words flash on the projection. Suki's mouth drops open. Cathica looks gutted.

LOUDSPEAKER (CONT'D)
Please proceed to Floor 500. 

Suki stands up and stares at the projection as if she cannot believe what she is seeing.

SUKI
(awestruck)
I don't believe it... Floor 500...
CATHICA
How the hell did you manage that? I'm above you! 
SUKI
I don't know, I just applied on the off-chance... and they've said yes! 
CATHICA
That's so not fair, I've been applying to Floor 500 for three years! 
ROSE
(to the Doctor)
What's Floor 500?
THE DOCTOR
The walls are made of gold.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR
The Doctor, Rose and Cathica stand by the lift to say goodbye to Suki.

SUKI
Cathica, I'm gonna miss you! Floor 500...
(to the Doctor)
Thank you!
THE DOCTOR
I didn't do anything! 
SUKI
Well, you're my lucky charm!
THE DOCTOR
All right! I'll hug anyone!

Suki giggles as the Doctor hugs her. Cathica looks stubbornly anywhere but at Suki, and Rose goes over to Adam who is sitting a short distance away.

ROSE
Come on, it's not that bad...
ADAM
What, with the... the head thing? 
ROSE
Yeah, well she's closed it now!
ADAM
Yeah but... it's everything. It freaks me out. And I just need to... if I could just...
(struggles to find the words)
...cool down. Sort of, acclimatize.
ROSE
How d'you mean? 
ADAM
Maybe... I could just go and sit on the observation deck? Would that be all right? 

Rose nods.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Soak it in, you know, pretend I'm a citizen of the year 200 000. 
ROSE
Do you want me to come with you?
ADAM
No, no, you stick with the Doctor. 

Rose nods. A pause.

ADAM (CONT'D)
You'd rather be with him. 

Another awkward pause, because it's true.

ADAM (CONT'D)
It's gonna take a better man than me to get between you two. Anyway - I'll be on the deck. 

He gets to his feet. Rose fumbles in her pocket.

ROSE
Here you go... take the TARDIS key. You know, just in case it gets a bit too much. 
ADAM
Yeah, like it's not weird in there. 

Rose gives him the key. Adam walks away, leaving Rose standing alone. He grins to himself gleefully, holding the key, rejoicing under his breath.

SUKI
Oh, my God, I've got to go, I can't keep them waiting--
(picks up her bag, rushes to the lift)
I'm sorry!
(lift pings open, she steps inside)
Say goodbye to Steve for me. 

The Doctor and Rose smile. The lift doors close.

SUKI (CONT'D)
Bye!

The Doctor and Rose wave cheerily. Cathica looks away sourly.

CATHICA
Good riddance. 
THE DOCTOR
You're talking like you'll never see her again. She's only going upstairs. 
CATHICA
We won't. Once you go to Floor 500 you never come back. 

The Doctor looks at the closed lift doors, brow furrowed.
INT. LIFT
Suki stands nervously in the lift, which is zooming up to Floor 500 very fast.
INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR
The Doctor and Rose follow Cathica through the canteen area.

THE DOCTOR
(to Cathica)
Have you ever been up there?
CATHICA
No. You need a key for the lift, and you only get a key with promotion. No one gets to 500 except for the chosen few.

INT. LIFT
Suki paces agitatedly in the lift. Finally, it reaches Floor 500 and the doors open. She looks out beyond the doors - Floor 500 is covered in frost and snow - snow which is gently falling from the ceiling. Suki picks up her bag and walks out of the lift.
INT. FLOOR 500, CORRIDOR
Suki looks around at her surroundings nervously. Behind her, the doors bleep and shut. Scared, Suki throws her weight against them, trying to open them, but to no avail. She gives up and takes a torch out of her bag. She walks cautiously onto Floor 500, holding it before her. There is a small sound from one of the side rooms. She edges into it slowly.
INT. FLOOR 500, SPIKE ROOM
Suki shines her torch around - it appears to be a disused room, like the one where she works. She places a hand on the chair in the middle of the octagonal platform, and shrieks as a rotten corpse falls into view. Shining her torch around, she finds there are eight other corpses, sitting around the edges of the platform. She backs hurriedly out of the room.
INT. FLOOR 500, CORRIDOR
Suddenly, a shaft of light falls across the floor. Having no other indication as to where she should go, Suki follows it.
INT. CONTROL ROOM
Suki finds herself facing the Editor, in the place where the other deceased members of staff are working on the computers. She turns off the torch. The Editor waves, and she places it back in her bag, walking up some steps towards him.

SUKI
Who're you?
THE EDITOR
I'm the Editor. 
SUKI
What's happening? There're... bodies out there, what's going on?
THE EDITOR
Well, while we're asking questions, would you please confirm your name. 

He snaps his fingers, and a projection of Suki appears between them - obviously recorded from the time when she was applying for her job.

PROJECTION OF SUKI
My name is Suki Macrae Cantrell. I was born 1-9-9 apostrophe 8-9 in the Independent Republic of Morocco. 
THE EDITOR
Liar. 

Suki looks at him with something like defiance in her eyes. 

PROJECTION OF SUKI
Hobbies include reading and archaeology. I'm not an expert or anything, I just like digging. 
THE EDITOR
Liar!

He snaps his fingers again, the recording is forwarded to a different point.

PROJECTION OF SUKI
I want to work for Satellite Five because my sister can't afford university. 

The Editor shakes his head. Suki looks from him to the projection.

PROJECTION OF SUKI (CONT'D)
And the pay scheme is really good--
THE EDITOR
(shouts)
Liar! 

Suki stares at him defiantly.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Let's look at the facts, shall we? 

He snaps his fingers again. The projection now shows Suki in a trench, wearing army attire, firing a gun and shouting to her comrades.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Ah, hidden behind a genetic graft, but that's still you. Eva San Julienne. Last surviving member of the Freedom Fifteen! Hmm, self declared anarchist, is that right?

Suki suddenly produces a gun and points it at the Editor. Her voice has changed - it is now harsh and cold.

SUKI
Who controls Satellite Five? 

Looking shocked, the Editor raises his hands slowly in the air. Then, he bursts out laughing and lowers them.

THE EDITOR
There's the truth! 
SUKI
(unfazed)
The Freedom Foundation has been monitoring Satellite Five's transmissions. We have absolute proof that the facts are being manipulated. YOU are lying to the people. 
THE EDITOR
Ohh, I love it. Say it again. 
SUKI
This whole system is corrupt.
(steps towards her, gun ready)
Who do you represent? 
THE EDITOR
I'm merely a humble slave. I answer to the Editor in Chief.
SUKI
Well, who is he? Where is he? 
THE EDITOR
He's overseeing everything. Literally everything. 

Suki narrows her eyes.

THE EDITOR
If you don't mind, I'm going to have to refer this upwards. 

He clicks his fingers and points upwards. The roaring voice starts again. Suki immediately points her gun at the ceiling instead.

SUKI
(scared)
What is that? 
THE EDITOR
Your boss. This has always been your boss. Since the day you were born. 

Suki fires ineffectually in the direction of the creature. But it bears down on her. Suki screams.
INT. OBSERVATION DECK
Adam enters the observation deck. He looks out over the Earth for a few seconds, then turns to a computer behind him. He places his hand on the hand pad.

ADAM
Give me access...

The computer screen springs to life. Adam snatches his hand away and pauses.

ADAM (CONT'D)
I can learn anything. 

He looks around to make sure no one is watching him, then turns back to the screen. He places his hand back on the groove.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Let's try... uh, computers. From the 21st Century to the present date, give me the history of the Microprocessor. 

The computer starts to stream the information into Adam. He looks amazed.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Oh my God. 

INT. SPIKE ROOM
Cathica enters followed by the Doctor and Rose.

CATHICA
Look, they only give us twenty minutes maintenance, can't you give it a rest? 
THE DOCTOR
But you've never been to another floor? Not even one floor down? 

He settles himself comfortably in the chair on the platform. Rose leans on the back of it.

CATHICA
I went to floor 16 when I first arrived, that's medical, that's when I got my head done, and then I - I came straight here. Satellite Five - you work, eat and sleep on the same floor. That's it, that's all.
(eyes them)
You're not management, are you. 
THE DOCTOR
At last! She's clever!
CATHICA
(after a pause)
Yeah, well, whatever it is, don't involve me. I don't know anything. 
THE DOCTOR
Don't you even ask?
CATHICA
Well, why WOULD I? 
THE DOCTOR
You're a journalist! Why's all the crew human?
CATHICA
What's that got to do with anything? 
THE DOCTOR
There's no aliens on board. Why? 
CATHICA
I don't know - no real reason, they're not banned or anything. 

The Doctor looks around the room theatrically.

THE DOCTOR
Then where are they? 
CATHICA
(stumped)
I suppose immigration's tightened up. It's had to, what, with all the threats. 
THE DOCTOR
What threats?
CATHICA
(lost)
I don't know... all of them. Usual stuff. And the price of space warp doubled so that kept the visitors away... 

Rose and the Doctor watch her intently.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
Oh, and the government on Traffic Five's collapsed, so that lot stopped coming, you see... just... lots of little reasons, that's all. 
THE DOCTOR
Adding up to one great big fact, and you didn't even notice. 
CATHICA
Doctor, I think if there was any kind of conspiracy, Satellite Five would have seen it. We see everything. 
THE DOCTOR
I can see better. This society's the wrong shape. Even the technology. 
CATHICA
It's cutting edge!
THE DOCTOR
It's backward! There's a great big door in your head! You should've chucked this out years ago.
ROSE
So, what do you think is going on? 
THE DOCTOR
It's not just this space station, it's the whole attitude. It's the way people think. The great and bountiful human empire's stunted. Something's holding it back.
CATHICA
And how would you know?
THE DOCTOR
Trust me. Humanity's been set back about 90 years - when did Satellite Five start broadcasting? 
CATHICA
91 years ago... 

The Doctor nods. Cathica looks away thoughtfully.
INT. OBSERVATION DECK
Adam stands in front of the computer terminal on Rose's mobile.

ADAM
Mum - Dad - KEEP this message, okay? Whatever you do, DON'T erase it. 

INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE, MANCHESTER
The dog scuttles up to the phone again, sniffing around it.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Save it. You got that? 

INT. OBSERVATION DECK
Adam places his hand on the pad again. He speaks into the mobile as the information streams into him.

ADAM
The microprocessor became redundant in the year 2019, when it was replaced by a system called SMT - that's Single Molecule Transcription--

Suddenly, the information stops coming and the words 'Floor 16' appear on the screen.

ADAM (CONT'D)
No, no, no, no, no, no! What're you doing! Come back! Come--

He kicks the base of the computer. He looks behind him to check no one heard, then back at the computer.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Why are you doing that? 

The words remain stubbornly on the screen.

ADAM (CONT'D)
What's Floor 16? What's down there? 

INT. FLOOR 16, CORRIDOR
The lift doors open on Floor 16 and Adam steps out. The floor is lined with desks with people sitting behind them, taking to members of staff. Adam walks past them all, until he reaches the end one, where a nurse is sitting unoccupied. He approaches her.

ADAM
Sorry, um - Floor 16 - that's, um... what do you cover? 
NURSE
Medical non-emergency. 
ADAM
Right - wrong floor - I'm having technical difficulties, my screen keeps freezing - blocking me out. 
NURSE
No, that's medical... there must be something wrong with your chip.
ADAM
Yes. Yeah, of course, yeah.
(a laugh, a pause, then--)
I haven't got one. 
NURSE
(rolls her eyes)
No wonder you can't get a screen to work. 

Adam nods.

NURSE (CONT'D)
What are you, a... student? 
ADAM
(thinking quickly)
Yes, yeah, I'm um...
(sits opposite her)
I'm on a research project from... the University of Mars. 
NURSE
(rolls her eyes again)
The Martian Boondocks. Typical.  
ADAM
Yep. 

He giggles apologetically. 

NURSE
Well, you still need chipping. 
ADAM
So... does that mean like... brain surgery? 
NURSE
That's an old fashioned phrase... but it's the same thing, yes. 
ADAM
Oh... okay... never mind. But if I get a chip... that means I could use ANY computer. 
NURSE
Absolutely. You'll... have to pay for it. They've stopped subsiding. 
ADAM
Oh! Right. Sorry. Wasting your time. Thanks. 

He gets up and makes to leave. A few paces away he stops and puts his hand in his pocket.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Hold on... can I use this?

He holds up the credits. The Nurse smiles.

NURSE
That'll do nicely. 

INT. MEDICAL ROOM

Adam is sitting in what looks like a futuristic dentist's chair in some sort of operating theatre. The Nurse approaches him.

NURSE
It all comes down to two basic types.
(pushes him back into the chair, puts a strange contraption around his forehead)
Type one - the head chip. Inserted into the back of the skull - one hundred credits. There's the chip...
(places the chip on her forefinger and shows it to him)
Tiny. Invisible. Type two is the full info-spike. 

ADAM
Oh, um... that's the...
(indicates his forehead and does sound effects to illustrate his point)
...thing.

NURSE
That's the one. It does cost ten thousand. 

ADAM
Oh, well I um... I couldn't afford it, then. 

NURSE
Not at all! Turns out - you've got unlimited credit. 

She takes the credit out her pocket and shows it to him.

ADAM
No, but... I couldn't have it done, I mean... that's gotta hurt, hasn't it? 

NURSE
Painless. Contractual guarantee. 

ADAM
(laughs nervously)
No, my mate's waiting upstairs, I can't have major surgery. 

NURSE
It takes ten minutes. That sort of money buys a very fast picosurgeon. 

She circles his chair in a somewhat predatory nature.

ADAM
(still smiling, unsure)
No, but I... I couldn't, no, no. It's... 

The Nurse leans closer to him.

NURSE
Type one - you can interface with a simple computer. Type two - you are the computer. You can transmit any piece of information from the archive of Satellite Five, which is just about the entire history of the human race. Now...
(leans in)
Which one's it going to be?

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

Cathica's face comes into view, looking anxious.

CATHICA
We're SO gonna get in trouble. 

The Doctor is scanning the side of a door with his sonic screwdriver, Rose standing behind him. Cathica goes over to him.

CATHICA (CONT'D)
You're not allowed to touch the mainframe, you're gonna get told off. 

THE DOCTOR
Rose, tell her to button it. 

CATHICA
(urgent whisper)
You can't just vandalise the place, someone's gonna notice! 

The Doctor wrenches the door open.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

Up on Floor 500, the Editor is watching.

THE EDITOR
I don't understand! We did a full security scan. That man was there when we found Suki Macrae Cantrell. There were no indications about him. And yet here he is...
(kneels by Suki's body, now hard at work at a terminal
Clearly acting outside the parameters.
(looks back at the screen)
Fascinating.

He leaps to his feet as the creature in the ceiling starts talking again.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Yes, sir. Absolutely. At once.
(goes along the line of workers, speaking to each in turn--)
Check him. Double check him. Triple check him. Quadruple. 

The creature rumbles.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

The Doctor is still messing around with the mainframe.

CATHICA
This is nothing to do with me, I'm going back to work. 

She begins to walk away.

THE DOCTOR
Go on then! See ya!

Cathica stops.

CATHICA
I can't just leave you, can I!

ROSE
If you wanna be useful, get 'em to turn the heating down. It's boiling. What's wrong with this place, can't they do something about it? 

CATHICA
I don't know, we keep asking - something to do with the turbine. 

THE DOCTOR
(mockingly)
"Something to do with the turbine". 

CATHICA
Well, I don't know!

THE DOCTOR
Exactly! I give up on you, Cathica. Now, Rose - look at Rose. 

Rose turns round, smiling.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Rose is asking the right kind of questions. 

ROSE
Oh, thank you. 

THE DOCTOR
Why is it so hot?

CATHICA
One minutes you're worried about the Empire and the next it's the central heating! 

THE DOCTOR
Well, never underestimate plumbing. Plumbing's very important. 

He accidentally snaps a bunch of wires. Cathica looks away, exasperated.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Editor is waiting for the results of the security scan.

COMPUTER
Security scan complete. 

THE EDITOR
Well, who is he?

COMPUTER
He is no-one. 

THE EDITOR
(laughs, not comprehending)
What does that mean? 

COMPUTER
He is no- one. 

THE EDITOR
What, you mean he has a fake ID? 

COMPUTER
He has no identification. 

THE EDITOR
But everyone's registered. We have a census for the entire Empire. 

COMPUTER
He is no-one. 

THE EDITOR
What, he doesn't exist? Not anywhere?

COMPUTER
He is no-one. 

THE EDITOR
What about the blonde?

COMPUTER
She is no-one. 

THE EDITOR
(incredulous)
Both of them?! Well! We all know what happens to non-entities. They get promoted.
(to a Drone)
Bring them up. 

He pats her shoulder.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

The Doctor has now successfully managed to hack into the mainframe. He turns the screen to Cathica

THE DOCTOR
Here we go - Satellite Five. Pipes and plumbing. Look at the layout. 

He moves to stand behind her so she can see. Cathica examines the screen.

CATHICA
This is ridiculous. You've got access to the computer's core. You can look at the archive, the news, the stock exchange... and you're looking at pipes? 

She turns to him, bemused.

THE DOCTOR
But there's something wrong. 

Cathica turns back to the screen.

CATHICA
I suppose...

ROSE
Why, what is it?

CATHICA
The ventilation system. Cooling ducts, ice filters, all working flat out... channelling massive amounts of heat DOWN.

She looks upwards.

THE DOCTOR
All the way from the top.

ROSE
Floor 500. 

THE DOCTOR
Something up there is generating tonnes and tonnes of heat. 

ROSE
Well, I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm missing out on a party. It's all going on upstairs. Fancy a trip?

CATHICA
You can't, you need a key. 

THE DOCTOR
Keys are just codes, and I've got the codes right here.
(gestures the screen, taps a few keys)
Here we go - override 215.9. 

CATHICA
How come it's giving you the code?

The Doctor looks up at a security camera.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE DOCTOR
Someone up there likes me. 

The Editor laughs to himself.

INT. MEDICAL ROOM

Adam runs his hand over his forehead. The Nurse is standing next to him. 

NURSE
I told you it was painless. No scaring, you see? Perfect success. 

ADAM
How do I activate it? 

NURSE
It's a personal choice. Some people whistle... I know one man who triggers it with 'Oh, Danny Boy'. 

Adam looks at her.

NURSE (CONT'D)
But you're set on default for now. That's a click of the fingers. 

ADAM
So you mean, I just... 

The Nurse raises her fingers, ready to click.

NURSE
Click. 

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

The lift doors open on Floor 139, and Rose and the Doctor step into it. Cathica stops outside.

ROSE
Come on, come with us!

CATHICA
No way!

THE DOCTOR
(waves)
Bye!

CATHICA
Well, don't mention my name. When you get in trouble, just don't involve me!

She stalks off.

THE DOCTOR
(to Rose)
That's her gone. Adam's given up. Looks like it's just you and me. 

ROSE
Yeah. 

THE DOCTOR
Good. 

ROSE
Yep. 

They grin at each other. The Doctor slots a card into the controls, and grabs Rose's hand as the doors close.

INT. MEDICAL ROOM

Adam clicks his fingers. The door in his head opens, revealing his brain. He fingers the shutters with his mouth open for a few seconds, then clicks his fingers again to close it, shaking. He flops back in his seat.

ADAM
Oh, my God. I'm gonna be sick. 

He wretches. A vomit coloured ice-cube pops out of his mouth. Adam takes it between his fingers, and looks at it in confusion.

NURSE
Special offer. We installed the vomit-o-matic at the same time. Nano-termites have been placed in the lining of your throat. In the event of sickness...
(holds out a bowl)
They freeze the waste. 

Adam places the ice-cube into the bowl. They both peer at it. Adam looks severely shaken.

INT. FLOOR 500, CORRIDOR

The lift reaches Floor 500. The doors open and the Doctor and Rose step out.

THE DOCTOR
(looks around)
The walls are not made of gold. You should go back downstairs. 

ROSE
Tough. 

She strides onto Floor 500. The Doctor watches her a moment, then follows.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Doctor and Rose find themselves in the Editor's room, where he is watching the screens.

THE EDITOR
I started without you. This is fascinating. Satellite Five contains every piece of information within the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Birth certificates, shopping habits, bank statements, but YOU two... you don't exist! 

The Doctor and Rose look right back at him. He laughs.

THE EDITOR
Not a trace! No birth - no job - not the slightest kiss. How can you walk through the world and not leave a single footprint? 

Rose spots Suki sitting at one of the screens and rushes over to her immediately.

ROSE
Suki! Suki! 

She kneels next to her, but Suki does not respond.

ROSE (CONT'D)
Hello? Can you hear me? Suki?
(to the Editor)
What've you done to her?

THE DOCTOR
I think she's dead. 

ROSE
She's working...

THE DOCTOR
They've all got chips in their head, and the chips keep going. Like puppets. 

THE EDITOR
Ohhhh! You're full of information! But it's only fair we get information back, because apparently, you're no-one. 

He laughs. The Doctor nods.

THE EDITOR
It's so rare not to know something. Who are you?

THE DOCTOR
It doesn't matter, 'cause we're off. Nice to meet you.
(to Rose)
Come on. 

Two of the Drones restrain him. Rose tries to get up, but Suki's corpse grabs her arm.

THE EDITOR
(persistently)
Tell me who you are! 

THE DOCTOR
Since that information's keeping us alive, I'm hardly gonna say, am I? 

THE EDITOR
(smiling)
Well, perhaps my Editor in Chief can convince you otherwise. 

THE DOCTOR
And who's that?

THE EDITOR
It may interest you to know that this is NOT the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. In fact, it's not actually human at all. It's merely a place where humans happen to live. 

The creature speaks - the tone sounds angry.

THE EDITOR
Yeah-- sorry. It's a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client.

He snaps his fingers and points upwards and points at the creature in the ceiling. It is revealed to be a huge, slobbering lump of an alien with a mouth full of sharp, snapping teeth.

ROSE
(nervously)
What is that? 

THE DOCTOR
You mean, that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? 

THE EDITOR
That 'thing' - as you put it - is in charge of the human race. 

The Doctor looks at him in alarm.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
For almost a hundred years, mankind has been shaped and guided, his knowledge and ambition strictly controlled by its broadcast news. Edited by my superior - your master - and humanities guiding light - the mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. 

The Jagrafess roars.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
I call him Max. 

The Doctor smiles sarcastically and nods.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

Adam is back on Floor 139. He swiftly steps aside as he sees Cathica coming. She does not notice him. However, she looks troubled. She goes back to the computer which the Doctor hacked to find the codes. She then enters the code into the lift. The doors close.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Doctor and Rose have both been restrained with manacles.

THE EDITOR
If we  create a climate of fear... then it's easy to keep the borders closed. It's just a matter of emphasis. The right word in the right broadcast repeated often enough can destabilize an economy... invent an enemy... change a vote...

ROSE
So, all the people on Earth are like, slaves. 

THE EDITOR
Well, now. There's an interesting point. Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved? 

THE DOCTOR
Yes. 

THE EDITOR
Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm going to get? 'Yes'? 

THE DOCTOR
Yes. 

The Editor laughs.

THE EDITOR
You're no fun. 

THE DOCTOR
Let me out of these manacles - you'll find out how much fun I am. 

THE EDITOR
Oh, he's tough, isn't he. But, come on. Isn't it a great system? You've got to admire it, just a little bit. 

ROSE
You can't hide something on this scale. Somebody must've noticed. 

THE EDITOR
From time to time, someone, yes. But the computer system allows me to see inside their brain... I can see the smallest doubt - and crush it. 

He grins.

INT. FLOOR 500, CORRIDOR

Cathica steps out of the lift on Floor 500, and strides onto the floor.

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

Adam steps cautiously into the spike room and shuts the door behind him.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
And then they just carry on, living their life. Strutting about downstairs and all over the surface of the Earth like they're SO individual. 

The Doctor spots Cathica out of the corner of his eye. She has made it to the room, but does not reveal herself.

THE EDITOR
When of course, they're not. They're just cattle. In that respect, the Jagrafess hasn't changed a thing. 

ROSE
What about you? You're not a Jagra... uh... a...

THE DOCTOR
Jagrafess.

ROSE
Jagrafess. You're not a Jagrafess. You're human. 

THE EDITOR
Yeah, well simply being human doesn't pay very well. 

ROSE
But you couldn't have done this all on your own. 

THE EDITOR
No! I represent a consortium of banks. Money prefers a long-term investment. Also, the Jagrafess needed a little hand to um... install himself. 

THE DOCTOR
No wonder, a creature that size. 

Cathica, still hiding, spots the Jagrafess on the ceiling.

THE DOCTOR
What's his life span?

THE EDITOR
Three thousand years.

THE DOCTOR
That's one hell of a metabolism generating all that heat. That's why Satellite Five's so hot. You pump it out of the creature, channel it downstairs - Jagrafess stays cool - stays alive. Satellite Five's one great big life support system. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

Adam, now in the chair, opens his head. He calls his house number on Rose's mobile.

INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE, MANCHESTER

ADAM
(through answering machine)
Me again. Don't wipe this message. It's just gonna sound like white noise, but save it because I can translate it. Okay? Three, two, one... and spike. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

The compressed information starts to flow into Adam's brain.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE EDITOR
But THAT'S why you're so dangerous. Knowledge is power, but you remain unknown. 

He gives a small laugh, then clicks his fingers. The manacles send an electric shock through the Doctor and Rose.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Who are you? 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

Adam is shaking.

INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE, MANCHESTER

A blue light surrounds the telephone, and the dog is barking at it.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Doctor grimaces in pain.

THE DOCTOR
(indicating Rose)
Leave her alone. I'm the Doctor, she's Rose Tyler, we're nothing, we're just wandering. 

THE EDITOR
Tell me who you are!

THE DOCTOR
I just said! 

THE EDITOR
Yeah, but who do you work for? Who sent you? Who knows about us? Who exactly--

He stops.

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

Adam shudders.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Doctor looks at The Editor questioningly. He smiles.

THE EDITOR
Time Lord. 

THE DOCTOR
What?

THE EDITOR
Oh, yes! The last of the Time Lords in his travelling machine. Oh, with his little human girl from long ago...

He touches Rose's face gently, and she jerks her head away roughly.

THE DOCTOR
You don't know what you're talking about. 

THE EDITOR
Time travel. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

Adam shouts in pain.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE DOCTOR
Someone's been telling you lies. 

THE EDITOR
Young master Adam Mitchell? 

He snaps his fingers, and a projection of Adam, writhing with pain and shouting, the compressed information still flowing into him, appears in the air.

ROSE
Oh, my God - his head! 

THE DOCTOR
What the hell's he done? What the hell's he gone and done? 

Cathica listens.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
They're reading his mind. He's telling them everything!

THE EDITOR
And through him, I know everything about you. Every piece of information in his head is now mine. And you have infinite knowledge, Doctor. The Human Empire is tiny compared to what you've seen in your T-A-R-D-I-S - TARDIS. 

THE DOCTOR
You'll never get your hands on it. I'll die first. 

THE EDITOR
Die all you like. I don't need you. I've got the key. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM.

The key slowly floats from Adam's pocket and dangles in front of his face.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Doctor rounds on Rose.

THE DOCTOR
You and your boyfriends! 

THE EDITOR
Today, WE are the headlines. We can rewrite history. We could prevent mankind from ever developing. 

THE DOCTOR
And no-one's gonna stop you. Because you've bred a human race that doesn't bother to ask questions. Stupid little slaves, believing every lie. They'll just trot right into the slaughter house if they're told it's made of gold. 

He is indirectly addressing this to Cathica, who is still listening, revelation showing on her face. She seems to reach some sort of decision.

INT. FLOOR 500, SPIKE ROOM

Cathica enters the broadcasting room on Floor 500. She tosses the rotten corpse off the chair, and sits down in the vacated seat herself.

CATHICA
Disengage safety. 

The walls around her light up.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

An alarm goes off.

THE EDITOR
What's happening? 

CATHICA
Maximum access. Override Floor 139. 

INT. FLOOR 139, SPIKE ROOM

The information stops flowing into Adam, and the TARDIS key falls to the floor.

INT. FLOOR 500, SPIKE ROOM

CATHICA (CONT'D)
And... spike!

The information flows into her.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE EDITOR
Someone's disengaged the safety. 

He clicks his fingers - the projection shows Cathica, the compressed information flowing into her brain.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Who's that?! 

ROSE
It's Cathica!

THE DOCTOR
And she's thinking. She's using what she knows! 

THE EDITOR
(to Suki)
Terminate her access. 

THE DOCTOR
Everything I told her about Satellite Five - the pipes - the filters - she's reversing it! Look at that...

The icicles are beginning to melt.

THE DOCTOR
It's getting hot. 

THE EDITOR
I said, terminate!

He frantically places his own hands over Suki's.

THE EDITOR
Burn her mind. 

CATHICA
Oh no you don't. You should've promoted me YEARS back. 

All the screens suddenly explode with sparks, and the Drones fall lifeless to the floor. Satellite Five shudders, and alarms go off. Rose's manacles come undone.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

All the workers are running and screaming -

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Editor tries to get the corpses to sit upright again.

INT. FLOOR 500, SPIKE ROOM

Cathica smiles.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE DOCTOR
She's venting the heat up here. The Jagrafess needs to stay cool and now it's sitting on top of a volcano. 

The Jagrafess is roaring violently. The Doctor laughs.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

Adam runs through the crowds.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

THE EDITOR
(in response to the Jagrafess' roars)
Yes! Uh... I'm trying, sir but - I don't know how she did it, it's impossible. A member of staff with an idea--

The Jagrafess roars angrily. The Editor pushes Suki's body aside, and tries to operate the computer himself. Rose, free from her manacles, fumbles in the Doctor's jacket pocket for his sonic screwdriver, while the Jagrafess roars and snaps at them menacingly.

ROSE
What do I do?

THE DOCTOR
Flick the switch! 

Rose does so, and the sonic screwdriver buzzes. A small explosion goes off nearby, causing Rose to jump.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

Adam pushes through the crowds. Cathica closes her eyes.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

Rose uses the sonic screwdriver to free the Doctor. He says to the Editor...

THE DOCTOR
Oi, mate - wanna bank on a certainty? Massive heat in a massive body. Massive bang!

He frees himself just as lumps of flesh start falling off the Jagrafess.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
See you in the headlines!

He runs for it. The body of the Jagrafess starts to pulsate horribly, glowing red.

THE EDITOR
Um - actually, sir - if it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign. Bye, then!

He makes to leave, but Suki grabs his ankle, tripping him over and preventing him from leaving. He tries to tug his foot away.

THE EDITOR (CONT'D)
Let go of me! 

INT. FLOOR 500, CORRIDOR

The Doctor and Rose run across Floor 500 hand in hand, avoiding the huge lumps of snow falling from the ceiling.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Jagrafess roars in pain.

THE EDITOR
(to Suki)
Let go of me! Let go of me! 

INT. FLOOR 500, SPIKE ROOM

The Doctor and Rose enter - the information is still streaming into Cathica.

INT. CONTROL ROOM

The Jagrafess swells horribly. The Editor shouts in terror. And then, it explodes.

INT. FLOOR 500, SPIKE ROOM

The Doctor clicks his fingers and the door in Cathica's head closes. She looks up at the Doctor, who smiles down at her.

EXT. SPACE

The sun rises over the planet Earth.

INT. FLOOR 139, CORRIDOR

Everyone is recovering from the commotion. The Doctor and Cathica are sitting at a table in the canteen area, Rose leaning on the bar behind them.

THE DOCTOR
We're just gonna go. I hate tidying up. Too many questions. You'll manage. 

CATHICA
You'll have to stay and explain it - no-one's gonna believe me. 

THE DOCTOR
Oh, they might start believing a lot of things now. The Human Race should accelerate. All back to normal. 

CATHICA
(eying Adam, who is loitering by the TARDIS)
What about your friend?

THE DOCTOR
He's not my friend. 

There is something menacing in the way he stands up and marches in Adam's direction.

ROSE
Now, don't--

He ignores her. The Doctor advances on Adam.

ADAM
I'm all right now. Much better. I've got the key.
(shows him)
Well, it's... I know...
(laughs nervously)
It all worked out for the best, didn't it?
(laughs nervously)

The Doctor takes the key off him, and grabs Adam, and unlocks the door of the TARDIS.

ADAM (CONT'D)
You know, it's not actually my fault, because YOU were in charge--

The Doctor shoves Adam inside, ignoring him completely.

INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE, MANCHESTER

The Doctor steers Adam out of the TARDIS which has materialised in his living room. Rose follows them out, shutting the doors behind her.

ADAM
It's my house! I'm home! Oh, my God, I'm home! 

The Doctor glares at him.

ADAM (CONT'D)
Blimey. I thought you were going to chuck me out of an airlock. 

THE DOCTOR
Is there something else you want to tell me?

ADAM
No. Um... what do you mean?

The Doctor walks over the the telephone and picks it up.

THE DOCTOR
The archive of Satellite Five. One second of that message could've changed the world. 

Adam looks rather caught out. The Doctor puts down the phone, and takes out his sonic screwdriver. Adam looks as though he wants to stop him, but cannot think of anything to say, and merely points at him wordlessly while he blows up the telephone.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
That's it, then. See ya. 

[He walks back to the TARDIS doors] 

ADAM
How do you mean, 'see ya'?

THE DOCTOR
As in 'goodbye'. 

ADAM
But... what about me? You can't just go, I've got my head - I've got a chip type two, my head opens. 

THE DOCTOR
What, like this?

He clicks his fingers, opening Adam's head.

ADAM
(angrily)
Don't. 

He clicks his fingers and it closes.

THE DOCTOR
Don't do what?

He clicks his fingers again.

ADAM
Stop it!

Adam closes it again.

ROSE
All right now, Doctor, that's enough. Stop it.

The Doctor backs down.

ADAM
(to Rose)
Thank you. 

Rose clicks her fingers.

ADAM
Oi! 

ROSE
(sniggering)
Sorry, I couldn't resist. 

Adam closes it again.

THE DOCTOR
The whole of history could've changed because of you. 

ADAM
I just wanted to help. 

THE DOCTOR
You were helping yourself. 

ADAM
And - I'm sorry. I've said I'm sorry, and I am, I really am - but you can't just leave me like this.

THE DOCTOR
Yes I can. 'Cos if you show your head to anyone, they'll dissect you in seconds. You'll have to live a very quiet life. Keep out of trouble. Be average. Unseen. Good luck. 

He opens the TARDIS door.

ADAM
But I wanna come with you! 

THE DOCTOR
I only take the best. I've got Rose.

Adam's mum opens the front door, carrying bags of shopping. Adam hears her.

ADAM
Oh my God. 

ADAM'S MUM
Who's that? Jeff? Is that you?

ADAM
It's me - mum - don't come in, wait there a minute. 

A look of surprised delight spreads across Adam's mum's face.

ADAM'S MUM
Oh, my Lord! You never told me you were coming home!

Rose watches Adam's embarrassed face, teasingly, her tongue between her teeth.

ADAM'S MUM (CONT'D)
Hold on, I'll just take my coat off. You should've told me you were coming home. I would've got your favourite tea in.

ADAM
Rose... take me with you. 

Rose, however, stares at Adam like she's never seen him before, and boards the TARDIS without a backward glance. The engines start up.

ADAM'S MUM
Hey, I'll tell-- what's that noise? Have you left the back door open? BLIMEY, there's a draft. 

She flings the door open just as the TARDIS disappears.

ADAM'S MUM (CONT'D)
What a surprise. Ah, let me look at you. Ah, six months.

Adam nods.

ADAM'S MUM (CONT'D)
It's like I saw you yesterday. Isn't it funny? The time goes by like 'that'.

She clicks her fingers. Her draw drops.